Ted Kennedy

(his car has killed more people than my gun)

    Speaking of Democrats, here's a free walking murderer. In case you're not from Massachusetts, here's the story. This is Ted Kennedy, an esteemed member of the Kennedy family. He's been a senator here in MA for about 36 years!  One night he was piss drunk driving a car with his mistress in the passenger seat, when he suddenly drove off a pier.  The girl drowned while this lush managed to pull himself to shore. He spent the whole night thinking of an alibi. He never called the police!  He also, never got arrested. He has a lot of clout with the police.  He walks guilt free to this day. Hooray for the wonderful Kennedy!

8/18/01:    The National Enquirer has reported that Ted Kennedy has cirrhosis of the liver. His PR people say "no".  Kennedy having liver problems? Never...